I'm very jealous of my friend Ruben who has accomplished one of my life goals (see the life list to the right - I have never had my picture taken with a celeb). He also did so with a lovely celebrity whom I admire. Painfully jealous.
I was thinking (don't ask me why I was thinking about this, but I was) that if I ever passed a celebrity on the street, I might accidentally call them one of their characters' names first. Like, "Captain Jack! I mean, Johnny Depp!"
Or what if it was someone you liked but didn't know their actual name? "Hey, it's Dr. Cox! I totally know your real name...really."
Yeah, I've TOTALLY thought about that. Like, a lot. Like, an unreasonable amount of thought. I'm paranoid that I wouldn't know a celebrity's name or wouldn't recognize them in real life.
That bastard! I'm jealous.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking (don't ask me why I was thinking about this, but I was) that if I ever passed a celebrity on the street, I might accidentally call them one of their characters' names first. Like, "Captain Jack! I mean, Johnny Depp!"
Or what if it was someone you liked but didn't know their actual name? "Hey, it's Dr. Cox! I totally know your real name...really."
I'll never get any photos that way.
Yeah, I've TOTALLY thought about that. Like, a lot. Like, an unreasonable amount of thought. I'm paranoid that I wouldn't know a celebrity's name or wouldn't recognize them in real life.
ReplyDeleteI could stare at Scarlett all day...but she lost quite a few percentage points for me in marrying Ryan Reynolds. After knowing him less than a year.
ReplyDeleteStill, I'll always treasure Lost in Translation!